The shoe cradle fuck show

When 4-8 dudes all take there shoes off and cum in there shoes until there filled to the top and then chug each others cum out the shoe until they finish and once completed they gag themselves until they throw up all in one spot making a mountain of throw up cum

5 horny dudes and they want To go fuck with some spice further creating the shoe cradle fuck show

by Hush didnt January 5, 2026

The TOMBS Cradle

When you get 5 dudes the enter each other from behind to form a line. Then the guy from the back gives a strong thrust to transfer its energy to the guy from the front and push him forward. Then the guy in front pushes back strongly to transfer the energy back to the guy at the end. Repeat this motion and you’ll have The TOMBS Cradle

Braulio- “Yo Santi let’s get the boys together this weekend and do The TOMBS Cradle.”
Santiago- “Ight bet that.”

by MikeMojo10 January 16, 2026

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.

L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”

by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024