dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 March 19, 2018

Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 20, 2009

bread cat

A word used to define a short fat guy with no swag, nor steeze. This person can optionally have a obese mother.
Furthermore, a Bread Cat has NO HOES at all.

"Hey look at that short idiot with a fat mom, he must be a bread cat!"

by KalleTheRealer October 31, 2023

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 10, 2019

Hot bread

Hot?-

Hot & hot
Literally nothing else to describe

Bread >>>>>>>>> life, hot bread is fucking amazing.

by Weirdo loves bread August 20, 2021

The higher bread

top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.

bow before the higher bread

by Ack! I'm chocking April 06, 2021

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 14, 2017