cock block blocker

one who blocks a cock blocker.

At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.

by Sipes May 17, 2005

Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.

Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Grandfather cock block

getting cock blocked by an old person.

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"

by silvershamus February 22, 2011

Weed Block

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.

"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"

by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009

Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.

It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.

by DJ Walt April 23, 2009

mosh block

A person in a mosh pit who decides it is best to just stand there and ruin the vibe of the moshing. Similar to a cock block but in terms of moshing.

At the show last night, this mosh block just stood in the middle of the pits.

by TheMTA March 13, 2004

Lucky Cinder-Block

A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.

Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?

by Andrew Narveson May 22, 2008