Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

Whore Goblin

An ugly girl that sleeps with everyone, and quite frankly, is very creepy.

Ew, she looks like a whore goblin.

by Sarah Tha Bosss! :D August 18, 2009

Goblin Squad

Group of guys that slay women with no contest.

There goes the goblin squad with our girlfriends damn.

by Burberry Casanova October 17, 2008

Mayonnaise Goblin

A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.

Kyle Rittenhouse 3
Mayonnaise Goblins 0

by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021

Goblin Mode

When one decides to participate in evil and vile activities such as being chronically online.

"Professor please restrain me, I'm about to go Goblin Mode." - Leg

by Trech00 November 22, 2022

Ass Goblin

A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.

I seen this hot girl in a white jeep today. " watch out shes an ass goblin"

by ihatebritlen September 2, 2011

goblin punch

1. The act of creating a facade of punching someone's face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. A two-hit Combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.

Dii: Ah... I love my new steel-toed boots!
Darrell: Ya your a douch-b for goblin punching Al.
Al: ............ow my balls!!...........

by BlindAsh33 September 20, 2009