within striking distance

When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.

Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.

by tomix1337 June 19, 2016

with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

witchy wa wa

something your mom will make up while she is sleeping

whats that witchy wa wa

by zevenate9 June 13, 2018

witheredproduction

A totally rad dude who loves canned corn and Withered Chica. Def one of my fav moots lol. Has an odd obsession with Ballora’s “Milkies”

“Did you hear about witheredproduction?”
“Yeah I heard he hit 14.8k followers on TikTok ”
“Wow that’s pretty rad”

by MyGlitchtrap May 18, 2022

Wither Head

When you ex a bottle of tabasco before giving someone a blowjob

Did you hear that Spencer gave Todd Wither Head yesterday. He is in hospital now.

by Breadslayer69 December 21, 2022

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

Con Withdrawl

The rather depressed and aloof state of mind that comes after the party and fun of a convention.

That poor guy, he's going through Con Withdrawl.

by OTYS October 27, 2008