Whoopsie

to get a boner at a bad time

"Dude, RIGHT before I had to give my speech to the class, I got a whoopsie!"

by Chili_Dude December 20, 2008

Whompus

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

whompadomp

noun. an exceptionally large penis

GOTDAMN that dude's got a whompadomp!

by A-Izzy December 26, 2005

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

whoopadoop

when you take a penis and cover it in molasses and stick it in a meat grinder and scream as loud as you can WHOOPADOOP!

WHOOPADOOP!

gee where did my penis go

by thesheisse December 7, 2004

Whoopenstein

(n) great pain; bodily harm
(v) 1. To cause pain or bodily harm 2. word used to imply sex

(n) Harry has had the whoopenstein laid on him.
(v) 1. Harry may now concider himself whoopensteined. 2. How would u like to back to my place and whoopenstein the night away? *smack*

by Lloyd Marshall December 14, 2003

whooparound

Another word for a u-turn, especially under an overpass.

We were driving down the road and did a whooparound to go back the other way.

by Larry in Texas December 9, 2007