valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.

I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.

by running out of patience February 14, 2008

ville valo

..More like, What ISN'T ville valo?! He's like the world and more all in one body!

Ville Hermanni Valo = God, Has The most Amazing Eyes, Beautiful, Beautiful Smile, SExy, Mouth-Watering, Addicting, A drug, a Hott Piece of ass.. and so on..

Ville Valo is my Messiah!

The greatest creation of time!

by allie May 6, 2004

My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

by UrbaneBill January 27, 2008

Valerian

Also known as Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, it is considered by many to be the best science-fiction movie ever created.

Have you seen Valerian yet? It's so good!

by THEB3ST November 10, 2017

Valentin

this young man is stunning. He has abs, blonde hair which he always styles or chooses not to on some days happening rarely. He has a big penis usually ranging from 6-8 inches. A lot of girls like him but not all het him. He will always love you and he is super caring.

"Wow, I need a Valentin."

by yourslef1002 June 3, 2019

ville valo

the hottest man in the world with the sexiest voice.

no one else compares to him

by Nic March 8, 2004

Valvo

Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love.

See that guy? He's got the Valvo dick.

by Funky Buttlove June 27, 2008