Toss

Licking of the asshole.

"Russell loves to toss women."

by Dijonne September 22, 2004

pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

tootsie pop

When a woman has her menstrual cycle, the male inserts his penis in the rear then in the front.

My wife was appaled when I suggested the tootsie pop last night.

by woopwoop123456789 August 17, 2008

toss the soap

Before having gay sex, a way to determine who is on top and who is on bottom. Derived from the term "drop the soap" but in this case the result is desired.

Straight guy: "How do you guys figure out who is on top or who is on bottom?"

Gay guy A: "Well, we lock eyes. Whoever blinks first is on the bottom."

Gay guy B: "Yea, either that or we play toss the soap and the first person who drops it is on the bottom."

by Cheekish May 10, 2007

toolshed

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.

I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?

by ScottyWI May 10, 2004

toons

Insane. Crazy. Short for "Loony Toons."

These people are freekin' toons!

by Russell J. Colwell May 8, 2006

Tootsie Rolling

Getting high by eating a pill of ecstasy after failing to successfully go colon rollin' (getting high by using a pill of ecstasy as a suppository).

She was way too fucked up to successfully shove that pill in her ass, but she wanted to get high badly enough to go tootsie rolling.

by ababyinablender July 7, 2009