toilet condom

when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.

MARK: hey i got to take a dump.

PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?

MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom

PHAREESH: Oh ok.

by smash ink March 31, 2010

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Toit

Someone who is with it; Buff with a hit of charm

You are very toit... like a Tiger

by Kodora September 29, 2003

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toilet

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

by blickery August 6, 2008

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Toinbot

A girl who is such a great friend, yoo can't not like her :D
She rocks!

Your favourite pair of earrings that your mam keeps stealing but yoo always manage to get her back because yoo love her so much :P
hehe, she rawks \m/^_^\m/

by Faybee July 18, 2004

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Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX September 11, 2005

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