Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 09, 2023

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

by cod1008 November 17, 2010

The Geography of Math

When the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of a country is linked to the location where its math curriculum was formulated—for example, both developed and developing countries that have adopted the Singapore math curriculum, or adapted part of it, have generally performed better than those that are reluctant to take the risks.

Just as the color of the cat doesn’t matter as long as it catches the mouse, so the geography of math shouldn’t be a big concern for parents and politicians if the local or foreign math curriculum could produce a quantitatively literate or numerate citizentry.

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

Quick math

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

by aballinwhitey December 21, 2010

Quick Math

A sequence of events that take place in order to determine a greater variable. A set of equations that alow for someone to determine if they are going to have a “good” night.

“Is tonight a quick math night?”
“I’m not sure...pull out your 50 ergo curved custom calculator and let’s find out. But hurry...it’s almost 10 Alcock”

by 123 quick maths January 23, 2019