Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.

Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth

by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011

Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better

guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"

by Flexsis November 20, 2011

tacticaler

The Art of being more tactical than someone else.

Michael is tacticaler than matt.

by Tactless December 29, 2011

tactica

It's defined as a strategy made up by a drunk Clevelander who likes to yell at coaches. It can also be used as an adverb.

I am on to you and your bullshit tactica

by Brian Dusseldorf July 29, 2012

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014

Tactical Noobers

An in-game term used to describe the Spawn Beacon in the Battlefield video game series. Originating from the idea that "noobs" use the Spawn Beacon to respawn in bad locations, thus slowly leading to the idea that the use of item itself is in fact "noob".

There's a recon with Tactical Noobers behind the C flag!

by Narbiter January 26, 2015

tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad November 25, 2015