Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.
by Lkot December 22, 2017
by Arsemunky August 31, 2016
A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar
by SsSM LAWBANGER July 28, 2011
Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."
carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"
carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"
by Bored Soldier April 08, 2009
by Jesus Compablanca February 10, 2010
Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
by Jonahko March 07, 2013
A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.
by Hawkslover July 14, 2009