Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

toddyler

A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.

If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

toddy

Todrick Hall's nickname

Jaydee: Who is Toddy? Why do you always say you're listening to Toddy?
Cameron: Toddy is Todrick Hall's nickname... you know, the guy who made the best album of 2022, Algorhythm?
Jaydee: Oh yeah, Toddy! That's such a cool nickname, and a cool, talented guy!

by cruelsummerstan October 6, 2022

Toddied

To cheat someone on your own stream out of their well-earned currency through means of scamming.

I just posted a great TTS and he turned it off, I've been Toddied!

by BigZombieMonkey October 11, 2022

toddy mikkelson

bald sexy man

hey look at that balls hot man im tryna smash toddy mikkelson

by lkasdnkjasghfisgucef October 21, 2022