Syssa

Syssa is a nickname you use for a hoe with big tits

Syssa has big tits and is a hoe. I’d like to hit that but she gayyyyyy.

by Peppapigupyourassksksk October 3, 2019

Havok System

The system used in games such as Doom 3, Counter Strike: Source, Half Life 2, Battlefield 2, and so on. The system gives movement as if it would move in real life.

The havok system kicks ass.

by KaotiK July 21, 2008

Michal Sestak

The Videopreneur. An elite breed of a videographer mixed with an entrepreneur.

A well-rounded person that has his shit together. Ambitious hustler. Empathetic shark. Mr. Abundance. Life connoisseur.

"I want to be like Michal Sestak" - I want to have a freedom lifestyle.

"You're such a Sestak" - You're such an ambitious hustler.

by Sir Abundance April 20, 2020

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

spooky scary skeletal system

Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column

Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!

by CheesyChasay November 15, 2018

5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.

I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021