space station

Sleeping longer than a typical nap, but shorter than you usually would overnight.

Luke: I just took such a long nap.
Obi: How long was it?
Luke: Like, 4 hours...
Obi: That's no nap, it's a space station!

by Plowman January 3, 2009

statixxx

Great one. l33t of all l33t players. Makes good mac n cheese too.

That must be STATIXXX because he's kicking my ass and I'm not having any fun :(

by l33tq33r April 23, 2005

desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

by BryanPearson February 4, 2007

static

sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking

It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!

by don juan II January 30, 2010

Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009

Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.

Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"

by GL1980 July 28, 2019

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007