Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

Grooveriff saccadist

A person who has a physiological, or sexual attraction towards the lower anterior torso, due to the visually appealing grooves and dips. Preference is concentrated on the midriff, inguinal region, and the prominence of the vulva. The individual has inclination in arousal of "bottomless fits" or exposure of the inferior anatomy. groove-midriff-saccade

I asked Matthew wherether he liked chest or butt, but he said in between. I knew he was a Grooveriff saccadist.

by PhlNav16 March 3, 2026

Slut stache

Just a slutty little stache

He looks so good with the slut stache and mullet combo

by Slutforthestache September 25, 2025

Piggy Stach

Piggy Stach is the smell of rotten feet. Piggy for feet, from this little Piggy went to the market. Stach just means bad stanky disgusting stench. Smelly gross feet.

Yo have you seen that photo of Sonics dirty socks? Hes got MAD Piggy Stach dude!!

by Nadines000 January 4, 2026