Broad squad

When two females are teamed up together at work, usually in the context of emergency services such as on a ambulance.

That unit is a broad squad today.

by the code 3 club November 23, 2010

Soquid (sqd)

Something that is between the liquid and solid phase. liquid and solid matter at equilibrium. Not to be confused with viquid and gelatinous.

Honey, semi melted glass, slushie, Wendy's frosty, glue, soquid gallium, soquid (sqd), ect.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 14, 2010

Geek Squad

Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.

Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Squidward

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Fail Squad

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.

In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.

Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.

by nigger69420 November 28, 2019

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013