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Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!
by Big Al72 March 2, 2011
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soder

pronunciation of "soda" with a main accent.
"whatchya got for soder?"
"pepsi and dew"
by ayuh July 28, 2008
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Spide

A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.

Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)

Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight

so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.
Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER
by DIWAS December 14, 2008
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Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
by sumthinred October 8, 2011
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Spider legs

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011
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marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient
check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider
by dan November 25, 2004
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Shade Spade

A racist term for black street vendors who can be found in large numbers on the streets of Ibiza. They specialise in selling imitation sunglasses.
Person 1 "Hey check out these Raybans I just got, bargain"

Person 2: "Dude those say Roybom on them, did you get them from a shade spade?"
by OffensivelyRich September 6, 2013
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