Spide

A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.

Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)

Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight

so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.

Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER

by DIWAS February 27, 2007