Ellie's Special Water

Urine produced by a person named Ellie, almost always intended to be passed pff as a beverage of some sort to be consumed by somewhat slow boys named after crafty, wily mammals.

I was about to slam back a bottle of Honey Brown when Ellie warned me that it wasn't beer but a bottle of her Special Water

by BacardiWench June 5, 2003

emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

by benthere March 9, 2008

special happy no-no place

that oh so special place between every little boy and girls legs

" I told Father John to keeps his hands off of my special happy no-no place.

by liberty November 19, 2004

sunglass special

A girl with great endowment that enjoys showing it off with low cut shirts, open tops, etc. One that you hope you have mirrored sunglasses that no one else can see through so you can check out all of the glory.

Wow, did you see that girl? She was a sunglass special for sure.

by Artvandalay April 4, 2008

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Bolton Special

The act of a woman gargling semen in her mouth, and then spitting it straight up in the air like a water fountain, the semen then falls back on the woman's face and she smears it around with her hands.

Kyle was surprised when Erin surprised him by doing the Bolton Special after rigorous felatio.

by Dubradio February 8, 2015

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016