Mom's Spaghetti

When you're so incredibly intoxicated that you feel like you're gonna fall off the edge of the earth. The ground is your bestfriend and your arms and legs are like spaghetti. You are nothing but dead weight and really just want to take a nap in the most inconvenient place possible.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Karen?"
Friend 2: *struggling to pick her up* "C'mon man you know."
Karen: *thinking*....the middle of the streets lookin like a snack. "I sshhould sssleep hhere"
Random Stranger: "Do you guys need some help?"
Karen: *lays in the street* like a corpse
Friends 1 & 2: "Oh, shit. She's Mom's Spaghetti"

by GentleFox August 16, 2019

Mom's Spaghetti

mom's steaming pile of poop 💩

penis small

balls sweaty

sex big

mom's spaghetti

- u/Rockman2isgud

by _ August 5, 2021

Spaghett

An italian kid named shane who plays college football. usually goofy and short.

Spaghett always drives that darn lifted truck.

by spaghett420blazekush February 22, 2017

spooky spaghetti

When girl is on her period and you doodle your noodle into her spicy sauce.

I spooky spaghetti last night

by Brosefumstevest December 19, 2017

Spaghetti

The italian equivilant of a wigger

Look at that guy, he's such a fucking a Spaghetti. YO, DUDE TURN DOWN THE FUCKING RAP AND TAKE OFF THE BANDANA!!!

by Dyllholio May 21, 2006

duck fuck spaggetti

fucking a duck that is eating left over spaggety while getting your cock sucked my a sexy biafrin with herpys

duck fuck spaggetti is a mohamid alli

by pp man September 10, 2010

spaghetti bones

J O N

J O N has spaghetti bones while playing beer pong.

"J O N watch those spaghetti bones!"

by Spaghetti bones November 21, 2016