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Karli Smith

Noun, 1. An atheist who takes lip off of nobody, will tell you exactly what she thinks, and has no problem hurting your feelings. Though she seems to be a hardass, she's really not that mean, and if you are her friend, you are lucky, because she'll be there for you through thick and thin. Be warned, if you start something, she'll bitchslap the drama right out of you. Once you lose her trust, you will never totally regain it, and she does believe in second chances, but only on extremely special occasions. If you screw her over, she will rock your entire world, and shake the foundations of your life, because she is just that awesome. She is faithful to any man she may be with, and would never do something so low as to cheat. She is generally quiet, but will fight for herself and others if need be.
Is that God!?

No, that's just Karli Smith. She bears a very strong resemblance.
by MoHamstaz August 3, 2011
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Mike Smith

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.
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word smith

a poet or person that studies language.
Im a poet and a word smith.
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Smith

A word referring to female genitalia or females in a sexual way.
1. Let's go hit the dirty dancefloor, I'm hunting some smith tonight.
2. Geez that bitch has some hairy smith.
by smithhunter April 26, 2011
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cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts
i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith
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Smithler

Mr. Smith is now...
Smithler: the Hitler of Braun!
(see Braun Educational Center)

Hitler:
Accused 1,000's of Jewish people for all the problems in Germany.

Wanted the tall and blonde, he was short and dark.

Waged wars of aggression on people from other countries.

Provoked the lives of many people, then we entered World War 2.

Cost the lives and money of many innocent people.

threatened the safety of the Jewish people.

killed many innocent people.

was the leader of the Nazis.

smith:
Accused 100's of kids for things they didn't do.

Wanted kids to have a good education, he was giving them a crappy one.

Used acts of aggression and harassment on kids from other schools.

Provoked the emotions of many kids, then the kid had to enter the Crisis Room.

Cost privileges and time of many kids.

threatened the safety and education of kids.

Killed the positive side of many innocent kids.

was the leader of evil teachers

SAME SHIT. DIFFERENT ASSHOLES.
Smithler: half Mr. Smith, half Hitler, ALL EVIL!

Tom: Man! we're getting laughed at by other schools cuz of Smithler!
by pimpmaster25 October 17, 2008
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Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.
Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.
by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009
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