spidergoat

the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear

the company google is breeding spidergoats to take over the world.. thats more fact than example

by Vanityexile November 9, 2009

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

by Shortank April 6, 2013

spiderman

when a man ejaculates into his hand before throwing it into a womens face shouting spiderman

david spiderman all over laurens face

by checkmate king November 26, 2014

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014