An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.
Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.
by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021
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Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
Get the Simonah mug.He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
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Get the Simon mug.A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.
by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021
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