shredding gnar

Sucking at snowboarding...

There is no ice so I can't shred any gnar
I guess there is no shredding gnar

by Shane the banana June 5, 2016

shed a snake

Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->

1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!

by ogdajuiceman June 6, 2010

Shredding

The feeling woman get before or during menstruation when their uterine lining feels like it's going through a cheese grater.

I'd go out tonight but I'm fucking shredding right now.

by EJSK December 27, 2014

Shredmish

the mission to shred as much as possible

Zac: Im goona go shred a shit load of pow

Willie: why?

Zac: Cuz im on the SHREDMISH

by Coronac December 22, 2010

shredder

a girl who uses too much teeth during oral sex

Guy 1: Is that girl any good at giving head?

Guy 2: Damn, man. Shredder just about ripped the skin off my dick.

by PaypaKlip January 21, 2012

Shreddit

to execute with extreme confidence and precision

'That skater just shreddited a sick ollie over the stairs'

by Zest God September 20, 2017

Shreddies Kiss

A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.

"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"

by Dordof September 29, 2017