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post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.
The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
by The Farterman August 27, 2011
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Postcard from Veronica

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.
P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.
by PoopyFace TomatoNose May 14, 2012
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Post High School Awesomeness

The potential for a larger than average amount of awesomeness. A person with Post High School Awesomeness(PHSA) will have a higher sense of self esteem, be the life of the party, and give zero fucks about what people think about them after the hell that is considered high school. It is most commonly found in people that were considered outcasts in high school. Symptoms of PSHA start to appear between high school graduation and the second year of college(If Applicable).
Guy 1: Why does Tim always sit in the corner like that? I swear there's something wrong with that kid.

Guy 2: That's him now.. once we're out of here, he's gonna be pulling more pussy than a lonely old woman.

Guy 1: Really? I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Guy 2: Yea, he's definitely going to have Post High School Awesomeness.
by dflash May 21, 2012
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post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
by jjerzey November 20, 2013
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lambda post

key ingredient to the start, middle, and end to a great night in college park
Q: Are you coming to the lambda post tonight?
A: Is that even a question?!?
by theobvioustruth September 5, 2021
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prostiwife

A wife who manipulates favors, chores,home projects, or gifts from her husband in exchange for sexual favors.
"What's the prostiwife giving you for that new bedroom set" -or- "Whats the new house going to cost your prostiwife"
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Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.
Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~
by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021
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