The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above

I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!

by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024

The Worst President

James Buchanan (you thought it was trump didn’t you)

Man Trump is the worst president

Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

The Worst President

1. Donald Trump (47; current) (run by Ian Miles Cheong and EIon Musk; worst president ever)
2. James Buchanan
3. Donald Trump (45; 2017 version)
4. Richard Nixon
5. George W. Bush
6. Warren G. Harding
7. Chester A.arthur
8. Ronald Reagan
9. Andrew Jackson
10. Joe Biden

Person in 2019: Who's the worst president? Donald Trump! No, its not Donald Trump, ass hole. Its James Buchanan, screw that guy.
Person in 2025: Who's the worst president? Joe Biden! No, not even close. Our current president is the worst, even declaring himself the king.

by jadenthemoose2 February 21, 2025

AOC for President

Yeah, no. Never. She's on the list. She is one of the people who was willing to sacrifice your kids for her own political gain. She could stop this right now if she wanted to and it would guarantee your kids safety (from me).

Hym "Ha! No AOC for president! Ever! Progressives do not want to make the world better for everyone. The want to make decisions with the authority of the creator of AI, without having to be the creator of AI. They want to tell the politicians what to do AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE OLIGARCHS THEY CONDEMN... WITHOUT haven't to do anything other than eat, fuck, and bloviate. It is not about help YOU, it's about controlling ME. I could have healthcare right now if not for Progressives. They sit and watch with sadistic glee while bacteria eats away at the mind that created the AI that is diagnosing your illness, contributing to your research, and helping you through college. It is about THEM forcing ME to do what they CAN'T and forcing me to do it for free. And look how that is working out for everyone. They were in power not 100 days ago and look where it got us. Right here. And the conservatives are just doing now what the progressives have been doing all along. Cramming down on free speech and defunding their political opposition. That is all either of them are ever going to do. Horde power and do nothing with it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.

Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.

by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025