kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button
dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool
by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020
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kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.
Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.
by psychedivision October 22, 2019
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Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020
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Sesh Pool

A pool of spit and ash that accompanies an outdoor sesh.
Jaxson: is that a sesh pool you got there?
Louis: yeah cunt
Jaxson: aight imma spit in it
by Chonnyman October 22, 2019
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pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.
male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022
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a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG
Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!
by qweef2023 September 19, 2023
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/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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