Police

the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.

"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."

by anonymous September 3, 2021

police the area

to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform

My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.

by wallboard283 June 8, 2023

Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.

Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.

by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022

normie police

The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.

Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'

by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.

The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.

by Nakli Techie January 27, 2021

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering

The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022