Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010

Pokemon Busting

A website were viewers can casually read about their favorite Pokemon characters engaging in fights which are far more realistic than those found in the show, or game.

Dude did you hear about Pokemon Busting?

No what is it?

Google it and click I'm feelin lucky... It'll change your life

by WyattGuy August 15, 2010

pokedex

that machine that is supposed to help trainers in battle but wont shut the hell up

my pokedex says that pikachu knows thunderbolt

by silverfrost369 November 8, 2013

Pokethot

Someone who hawks other people for Pokemon knowing that people themselves have lives but rejecting the fact that they don't have one themselves , they usually bother people who can either gen or has shinies

Shit that pokethots back to beg again

by Elite4Grimsley November 26, 2016

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

pokimane

hot twitch streamer who gives me a big bone dat i jerk to

Did you jerk off to pokimane today?

by blackexellence December 29, 2017