Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

heinz peter

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

by larrydiegute October 04, 2020

Re-peter

Sucking the same dick in the same day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”

Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”

by TripleTrees December 13, 2018

Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 23, 2020

Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 07, 2016

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 01, 2022