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taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.
Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.
by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019
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Avocado's Number

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number
1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022
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Dirty Number

A number that indicates how dirty you are.

"A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity"

The intention being mainly bragging, but also a sex-positive attitude that appreciates sex rather than regarding it something bad - for both men and women.

The calculation goes:
Dirty Number = X * (A1+A2)
Where

X is the number of partners you have slept with
A1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
A2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you
Dude, my dirty number increased to 213 last weekend.

I have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. My dirty number is 18 * 12 = 213.
by F64 December 15, 2011
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Covid Number

The maximum number of people that are allowed to be together in public to minimize their risks of being infected with the coronavirus.
In Singapore, the Covid number for social gatherings is presently 5; in Hong Kong, it used to be 4 but has now gone down to 2; and in the US, it is a disturbing 10.
by Covido December 12, 2020
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spicy number

A human being wearing an item of clothing that can me cassified as: cute, hot, or any other good term you can tink of.
Omg Alicia that's such a spicy number!

Jenn, where'd you get that spicy number!?
by SpicyNumbaa September 14, 2007
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phone number

A number in which is called to by a person to reach another person
hey Joe's phone number is (503) 422-1693 if you need to call him
by FerociousMasturBaiter March 6, 2018
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real number

A real number is a complex number of the form a + bi s.t. b = 0. That is, i, the square root of -1, is not a part of any real number.
Polynomials roots that appear at y = 0 on a graph are real numbers. Most numbers you use everyday are real.
by 1338 h4x0r April 2, 2008
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