Murphyitis

Feat or opening letters and official forms

40 new letters I can't open ,I must have M
Murphyitis. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong....Murphy's law

by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

murphyitis

A fear of opening letters and filling out official forms

The letters are piling up, Don't the know I have Murphyitis

by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out

my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law

by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 14, 2022

Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide

Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)

by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022