monsters ball

a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton, and the magnificent Halle Barry.

I wish I could hump Halle Barry's brains out like Billy Bob did during Monsters Ball

by knucklehead February 4, 2005

beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

by horse September 20, 2003

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019

Monster Hitman

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)

some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!

by Xaal March 15, 2009

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003

Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

by tbclycan February 8, 2010

lot monster

truck stop whore

how much for a lot monster

by yhthryt February 15, 2009