Minge

The best friend a girl could ask for. She will be there for your times in need and is always there to help you. Never give her up, or you will suffer a great loss. Love you lots!

And Minge said,” Back in my day, we had fish mowers.”

by emchemm April 16, 2019

ming

A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.

"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."

by tenfouroverandout July 14, 2005

minge

liam bostock

liam bostock is a minge

by picklebug September 2, 2009

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

Ming

a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.

ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small

by banga brotha August 6, 2003

ming

someone who is minging is ugly...

"oh my god..that dude is ming the merciless....as in mercilessly minging!!"

by Bunz September 14, 2003

minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012