Moleson

A very large hairy animal that lives in the mountains in England; a ?...

Bill: Hey what the Moleson?

Joe: I'll eat your liver!

Bill: Really?...Eat Cigs!

by Khfk KDHS June 30, 2008

molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.

by lolamite February 3, 2010

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

molestating

v. gerund. molesting; result of thinking of the "molestation" and switching mid-thought to "molesting."

"Child molestating is a big deal."

by skydark January 16, 2014

Molestaphant

A elephant that molest other animals. Usually other elephants.

"Is that elephant shoving its horn up another elephants butt?"
"Yep, that's what's called a molestaphant."

by Legodathy June 12, 2016

modesty kinkster

Someone using their own sexually loaded morality code to obsess about defining and setting rule standards on how other people should dress.

Prudish authoritarians are the most sex-obsessed people on earth. That goes for modesty kinksters and homophobes alike.

by SiegaPlays April 10, 2018

Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019