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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
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Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.
Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger
by jokerswild February 13, 2010
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Monkey Act

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.
Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.
by AoY2006 October 23, 2009
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monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010
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Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.
"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
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Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.
The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.
by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012
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monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man
by Jeegs February 1, 2014
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