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Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.
Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.
by Black person 69 February 28, 2021
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Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
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Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people
by Glorz March 18, 2021
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Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.
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Wow that guys is so pogchamp, he must be a Matthew
by sh1tter April 6, 2021
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A sexcy beast and girls love his personality. Hes also a naai and people love to be around him
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Full of love , A great friend , heard you out when you need it , has a really big heart and strong soul
I love you Matthew you everything to me and always will be no matter what happens
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