instaddiction

An ailment characterized by the need to obsessively post details of one's life on Instagram that intends to deceive followers into thinking one's life is more meaningful than in reality. Also, it involves checking one's feed every 2 minutes, and evaluate one's self-worth their followers to following ratio. There is no known effective treatment other than perhaps attending Passages in Malibu.

Bruh, good luck with Lori, she's got a case of instaddiction worse than a Kardashian.

by drozisasellout April 3, 2016

Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

Instagram hunter

Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.

Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."

Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"

Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."

by Wade6969 May 18, 2016

Instageddon

Instagrams update in May of 2016

Term coined by Sarah Lane

Everyone is freaking out over instageddon

by Meme meister June 22, 2016

instaclipse

When someone posts a photo on Instagram directly after you post. Thus, said person bumps your photo from the top of the Instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own.

Kyle: Hey man. Did you just post on Instagram?
Eugene: Yah go check it out! I posted it two minutes ago.

Kyle: Oooh looks like Matt just posted one a few seconds ago. I had to scroll to see your photo.

Eugene: Damn!!! I cant believe Matt decided to instaclipse you!
Kyle: Sucks man.

by Instaman1030 November 15, 2016

Instagrasm

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.

"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"

by death2lois March 21, 2017

instapreneur

1. An entrepreneur or home business based out of Instagram.

2. A company that markets, create awareness and sells through Instagram

She is an instapreneur, she grew her business by introducing quirky designs.

by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017