human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.

"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."

by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010

human funded

When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.

I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.

by cjhenderson87 July 15, 2010

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 19, 2011

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

human Lunesta

a person who's so boring they put you to sleep

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.

by NOVA girl May 24, 2011

Human Love

A term for pansexuality. Basically, When a person is open to a little lovin' from any gender.

Buddy: Hey, did John just go home with a dude?

Guy: Yeah, he's a real human love advocate.

by lwyvcie;boi'enwcj;'WD" December 3, 2011