Fixing guitars

making-out. but the next day, denying it.

I couldnt come to your party because my guitar broke and _________ had to fix it.

by ohhh,why do you want to know? August 6, 2003

small guitar

Something Tyler Joseph has

"People like me when I pull out this small guitar. *strums ukulele* Actually it's called a ukulele." -Tyler Joseph

by TheMadelkat.com April 8, 2017

air guitar

The act of playing an imaginary guitar usually whist u are under the effects of alchohol leading to you thinking u look great when u actually look more like you are playing the invisible banjo

Man look at that twat playing air guitar

by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004

guitar hero

when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.

"i guitar heroed my ho last night"

by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

by tweak August 4, 2003

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009