Greaser

A greased up bacon-dick.

Harold: Hey Barbara, where did all that acne come from?
Barbara: My boyfriend slapped me in the face with his greaser.

Harold: Oh

by bobobuns May 20, 2010

greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.

Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'

by myunthoughtprovokingpseudonym June 20, 2009

Grease-Monkey Butterball

A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.

Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!

by nippledipple September 11, 2011

Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

Grease

A good movie and hopefully with all of the remakes, this ain't one of them

I've got chills and there are multipling, and I'm losing control....Your the only one I want, Yes! You You You....The best musical song ever

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005