Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing

Intentionally flirting with someone in a shameless manner, in the hope of eliciting attraction.

Dude are you greasing Jennifer again?

by KT Brassel June 20, 2023

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016

The Grease Effect

This is an effect in movies and tv where there are two groups of people and by the end of the movie or show each person in one of the groups has paired up romantically with someone from the other group. For example how in the musical Grease each of the T birds by the end of the movie is dating one of the pink ladies.

This movie used the Grease Effect to pair up all of the characters.
The Grease Effect was used in White Christmas so that each of the guys could end up with one of the girls.

by Midnight675 January 4, 2018

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder

“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”

by Kijjam December 7, 2024