Going to the Land

Getting high from Cannabis

I’ll be back, I’m going to the land.

by eetswag December 4, 2022

Going Mach Jesus

Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.

For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.

Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.

“Ahhhhh! Carl! The fuck are you doing?”
“I’m going Mach Jesus!”
“You just went Mach shit yourself.”

by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks June 27, 2023

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

Josh Going

An absolutely amazing guy, with a beautiful smile and an amazing body. He always makes you laugh and never fails to make anyone smile. He is a loving brother and the most perfect boyfriend in the whole world. It’s hard not to fall in love with him.

“Never in my life have a been more in love with you Josh Going, im sorry i didn’t realise sooner- i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you, you’re my everything”

by basicwhitegirl<3 June 16, 2019

You're Going to Get It!

When you are about to get into deep trouble, you are asking for the consequences.

"The next time someone talks back to me, you're going to get it!"

by J.T. Chestnut October 9, 2019

how ya going where ya going

Response to 'how are you' in place of 'not bad' or 'so-so'. Can mean content, but less than fine. Australian slang used in casual conversation.

How it's going?
Ah ya know, a bit how ya going where ya going ya know?

by aussieworm June 1, 2020

duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022