Golden Shower

peeing on someone

R. Kelly gavce a golden shower to a 12 year old girl

by dipshit April 28, 2003

golden oreo

This is when any person urinates on one's asshole

This can be multiple times or a single event

Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo

by outside the box May 19, 2007

Golden Ass

Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.

"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One

"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two

by Wallace Carlos August 3, 2011

Golden mimsy

A woman with really good vagina

Yo that girl had the golden mimsy

by TourLife August 11, 2017

Golden Jibril

When an elephant walks up to you fucking a small bird in the right ear with the elephant’s tail. This only works while a person named Jibril is driving a Toyota Supra MK3 pours glocken gold in the elephants eye while the elephant is fucking the bird.

Someone: Where were you last night Jibril?
Jibril: I was in the savanna performing a so called “Golden Jibril”

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021

Golden Buttplug

A rich liberal that is hell bent on cramming their agenda down everybody's throats.

Working poor: It'd be really nice if that golden buttplug would shut up about social issues that obviously do not affect them in any way.

by bushmeatburrito September 15, 2016

The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009