Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 13, 2010

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blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.

Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.

by poon()daddy July 15, 2011

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juice duece

A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit

Bill has stomach pain and juice duece

by believer beaver December 14, 2013

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chris duel

Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...

I feel like a Chris Duel tonight.

by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015

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Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

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