American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine

Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning

by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021

diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

diet radish

diet radish is a phrase used when you just ate someone out and get poop smears on your mouth area

hey honey, i just got diet radished

by Localcoolmom August 24, 2021

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.

Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet

by Stengo August 11, 2022

Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus

Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday

by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022