street diet 

Eating food that is being sale outside in the community and not at home.

I’m on that street diet.

street diet by Ninja_r0ck_ June 6, 2018

Kovine Diet 

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.

“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”

Kovine Diet by Pantapoon June 20, 2018

Prettykin diet 

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

Prettykin diet by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Gum Diet 

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.

Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”

Gum Diet by tcanmongeau December 9, 2018

yeeto diet 

The diet, or food eating habit, that consists only of “Yeet” and CS:GO

“Hey did you hear about that new diet, the yeeto diet? Swaggersouls LOVES it.

yeeto diet by Jim & Pam June 8, 2019

Panic Diet 

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

Panic Diet by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

candylope diet

A weight-loss regiment where da only exercise ya get is to amble down da street to da sweets-shop.

Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.

candylope diet by QuacksO September 19, 2020