Dis-a-peed

To leave a group or conversation by claiming or actually using the restroom, then not returning, to avoid boring or otherwise unwanted situations.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Steve go?
Guy 2: I dunno, he said he was going piss like twenty minutes ago.
Guy 1: That douche Dis-a-peed on us!

by M_C_Kracken! May 24, 2011

Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 5, 2022

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by sandalkayu0a September 12, 2022

mostro di gallipoli

it is used when your friend has a really monstrous behavior

Man calm down, you're the Mostro di Gallipoli

by geso November 6, 2022

when he dies!

"when he dies!"is a phrase to say when you just feel like it.maybe your watching a movie and see a guy that you don't like"when he dies!"maybe you see a person that looks beaten up"when he dies!"this.is.my.quote.alex.

Gwen as you should know sussy baka~

"man i hate that guy"WHEN HE DIES!"
"he looks rough"WHEN HE DIES!"

by justhayden0 May 31, 2021

Mortacci di Pippo

This is a Daniele expresion for when he doesn't get what he wants. FYI he never gets what he wants and uses Philip as an excuse. Damm you Philip - or Filip...depends on how he feels about certain people in a specific moment.

aw..was this not yet delivered? Mortacci di Pippo! - Said Daniele when he checked his McDonalds order and they forgot to bring him BBQ sauce

Mortacci di Pippo! we are not live with this game yet? how is this even possible. I've planned for a long time - Daniele shouted at the office ...

by Danielesnighmare August 8, 2023

[FUCKING DIES]

This specific form of instant death in (usually) roleplay is often used for comedic effect. This is prevalent in roleplays with teens or simply immature joke RPs. Alternative forms may replace “die” with “explode”, or “fucking” with “literally”, or combine the two into “literally fucking”. Fucking dying is commonly caused by mean-spirited comments, any form of violence, or intense fear. Fucking dying usually occurs in characters or RPs where respawning is prevalent.

Char 1: Slaps Char 2 in the face
Char 2: FUCKING DIES
Char 1: …Bruh.

by Cat… with a K. April 21, 2024