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poop dollar

1) A prank played by placing a dollar smeared with feces (poop-side down) on the ground for someone to pick up.

2) Anonymously sending someone currency in the mail, in a bag of feces. Also known as 'poop dolla' , a service provided by poopdollar.net.
1) "Let's gather some $1 bills and set poop dollars out where the homeless people gather, and see how many bums pick them up!

2) "I paid my parking tickets with a poop dolla; $60 in a bag of shit!"
by Pubis Von Poopenburg III October 22, 2015
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jesus dollars

Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.

also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."

Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."

Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"

Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
by J DIBS August 26, 2011
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Thong-Dollaz

(Noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Copyright Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net
"Lemme guess, you spent your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductable"
Faye, Questionable Content strip #757
by Libby Shep December 10, 2008
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Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008
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Dolescum

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger
'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''
by Aye Yer Maw April 27, 2006
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dollar store whore

cheap whore. the dollar store is cheap, because everythings a dollar.
by justXanotherXnobody May 13, 2005
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Chinese dollar store

Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.

Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.
I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.
by Andrew Morse January 14, 2007
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