Snap crap

the act of sending a snapchat of the poop you have just made to a friend in the hopes of making their morning a little brighter.

dave: I just got a snap from jim
mark: its probably a snap crap, he just left his desk 5 minutes age.
dave: (opens snap) Damn! thats a solid push, at least 8 inches!
snapchatcrap

by zimplr January 11, 2016

piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.

Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

femme-crap fetish

This is a fetish for a woman's dump, crap, excrement, whatever you want to call it. The man (or woman, if she is lesbian or bisexual) with the fetish will fondle, consume or merely keep the crap as part of this very creepy fetish. This is used for arousal.
A good example of this would be 2 Girls 1 Cup. The use of femme-crap fetishism is very alive in this video. It's arguably one of the least common fetishes.

Michael:
"yo dude, does that girl you like know about your femme-crap fetish?"

Austen:
"WTF, don't remind me. She caught me eating turds out of the port-a-potty after her..."

Billy has a femme-crap fetish that he acquired from watching 2 Girls 1 Cup over and over for hours.

by Y35S5S! August 27, 2009

Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009

sweet crap in a basket

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005

rap crap

1) An extreme dislike for rap music.

2) May also be abbreviated as RC

1) Joe: What is that horrible noise I hear coming from that car?

Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!

2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!

by WordFreak June 28, 2011

Peice of Crap

1. A brown substance that comes out of ones bottom.

2. Anything George W. Bush related

George W. Bush is a peice of Crap

by MastaNateDogg August 28, 2004